By: Jay Dyer Amongst the British elite, the notion of creating a sluggish, cave-dwelling troll class of Morlocks that parasitically feed on the beautiful, surface-dwelling Eloi that appeared in Wells’ fiction...

21st Century Wire says… Tune in to the Alternate Current Radio Network tonight at 11:30 PM EST or 8:30 PM PST for another episode of the ‘Boiler Room’, a new mid-week,...

By: Jay, Kid B, and other geniuses. Are you a rebellious teen with a garage band seeking to sweep the underground scene, but find it difficult to tag your team...

  By: Jay Dyer I have highlighted fake news recently, and in a fit of 80s mania, I decided to watch the Charlie Sheen/Michael Biehn Navy Seals because I had never seen...

Neo-conservative Lluminary and political genius, Mr. Johnsonius, shares some Lloyd Llogic refuting the Putin “op ed” with his own wisdom. By: Lloyd Johnsonius I find it extremely troubling in our modern era to see that...

  “Bono is a celestial-sent cockblock to all this environmental rapeyness.” -Jezz By: Jessica Trendi Ok, first of all, Bono is like sooo deep. I’ve followed U2 for years and...

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By: Peter Parker In a world where queer theory and feminists readings dominate the realm of academia, the analytical method known as esoteric analysis is, sadly, restricted to the outer...

Emma Stone’s new to DVD film, Easy A is a tribute to 80s classics like Say Anything and Sixteen Candles, but it also contains some interesting overlapping synchronicities and hints...

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Rush Limbaugh interviews Lando Calrissian on the machinations of the Bespin Democratic Party. Lando catches up with Rush, telling us what he’s been up to since space in the early...

Political commentator and tough (‘Merkan) guy, Snake Plissken (aka ‘Rattler”) describes his experiences concerning breaking into the Nashville country scene. Well, we should say, his plans to break in. Eventually....

http://www.hulu.com/embed/8vvlwd3qoGUejuk85ZXwxA SNL shows the absurdity of the mainstream media....

By: Jay In the wake of a fury of media attention, fake liberal propaganda and smear tactics, Dr. Rand Paul of Kentucky has now been identified as the origin of World Wars...

Some tongue-in-dentures fun. By: Peter Parker Okay I couldn’t resist, here’s Golden Girls as a metaphor for the alchemical magnum opus. A further sign I have way too much time...

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Or, My Obscure Intellectual is More Obscure Intellectual than Yours By: Jay Amongst many in my circles, it is as if there is a perpetual scouting to see who can find the most...

I was roped into doing this by a buddy of mine on a blog he writes for, and couldn’t resist. I play the Sufi mystic in the comments. Those familiar...

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