Hey guys! EPIC SOYFACE! Just juicing up with my plant based vegan bigot lowerbackbag (as you’ll see in the video) – as the fashionista diva whole food kibble partner I am! In this instructional video I will show you how to live a fully vegan and sustainable lifestyle from the grass and weeds in your condo lawn, erecting your own private Ganges River in your corporate complex, and how to creatively juice with Yeti semen and vegan whale dingus. LOVE YOU GUYS! Remember to OPPOSE Tristan at primal edge health – baldmanbad!

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