By: Jay, Kid B, and other geniuses.
Are you a rebellious teen with a garage band seeking to sweep the underground scene, but find it difficult to tag your team with just the right title?  Maybe you’re an emo fag with a sense of irony looking for just the right play on a B actor’s name?   Maybe you’re still part of some Seattle alternative scene searching the Thesaurus for a catchy, yet offensive name.  Or are you a DJ with a dance/remix set out of this world, but lacking in just the right food reference following “D.J.”  Look no further – Jay and Kid B are longtime music industry insiders, so we know how the game is played and what cookie-cutter formula works.  Our patented method of generating unused band names is sure to rocket you noise makers to the top of the charts!  Just choose from the list below, or, once you’ve discovered the pattern, create your own!

How we do it:

Choose your own musical adventure! – Examples:

Ronnie and The Uhaul Trailers, tonic glove, gunt, skunk bullet, smell raiders, dicks of soul, invisible fiend, the mists fits, chunk diddly, breakfast champs, tricks for kids, tribe called queer, air biscuit, dj touchebag, cereal killers, sir ass, Ciggy Scardust, David Ho-ey, goober peace, rev. up rush, Lima bean dreamers, Skidney beans, the bladder scanners, Fearlobes, Dottie ruckus and the American screamers, Britney Acne, camel toe jam, Wyoming warlords, beat hump now, scratch n riff, pouty Arabians, snob slobber, dj iq and the retardz, Shroom groom, fumblers of the left handed path, bride of Skankenstein, nfl on LSD, the slow kids, short bus boogie, the hoarse whisperer, don turncoat and the yellow bellies, Pepto Von Bismarck, banana scam, cry wind, poke a hontas, unipopcorn, the mkultras, help me cool me, hello skelter, cat breath, insolent Phatulence, rumpus riders, teen cattle prod, knives of Tallahassee, snob goblins, bell bivy divas, left handed heck, the overdrawn bank accounts

machine gun orgy, stank jaw, eyes wide shucks, homeless hipsters, otter thought, lollipop trollop, goon nudity, bologna boomerang, beat feeler and the dipshits, Betty Hinn and the fresh spirits, dj sticky pits, mr. Mc feel me, sex of ocean, cussing heart, slush cunt, the slow-cones, hellions of mint, the obgy enemies, fuckbucket, sickey mouse trap, sweet serious, gust of hair, fade to Barack, delicate horn, balding Whisp, sensitive slouch, heel, Hu!, janitor boyz, dj milquetoast and the crunchy lunch, captain coon bomb’s laser manifesto, esoteric kneecap, dickola tesla and the electronic vibrators, tramp camp logistical, the cunt stash apparatus, the nymphtones, sausage psy op orchestra, carot tarrot, the Fannypack elimination, spandex nightmare, horse in tights, wings of gnarlya, mystic movement of the downtrodden dolphin, milky vanilli, Pegasus patchouli, Peggy breath and the virginia slims, soul smell linger, Trenchcoat toast, rubber band grand, hemophiliac hucksters, DJ Rational and the Yogurt Yogis, touch of tongue, tater tot trumpet, tweet tweet terrorist!, pterodactyl scrotum
the porn pork proposition, intercourse instructors, rooster border cartel, declaration of indifference, apathy catechism, butt, weirding rainbow, legion of indecision, inch by inch, special forces milkshake, measles on wheels, stiffy bump, lewd laceration, sag-atha Christie, droop breast, failed figure, murder she hoped, dungosaur, floppy mastodon, dr. Flute great, China Bagina, vajayjay Fadd, dick dust, skin of mt Rushmore, body fluid riot, Humpsack of Notre Dave, dr. No and dj clit, Edward Cung and the Fruit Pumpers, macro machete, darlings of mung, Pythagorean dung, math titties, rat tail rapists, hummmburger, we don’t, lazy tag, wounded talent, raise me up bubble, dirty dirty dirty, hard corn, path to corn, essprite, wirescream, trail of dud, subtraction nipple, boo!, Howard the Dutch, fat yammer, canned thrust, ferocious posture

Chuck Buddies, The Sylvan Burning Institute, Netfux Subscription, A Cringeworthy Lady’s Night, Remember MTVs?, The Vericose Vains, Poochy and the Humperdinks, The Shrew Man Group, Commie Chung, Air Matress Distress, Murphy Marries Bush Bitch, Tiiight!, The Quads, Condeleeza Rize, Smelly Belly and the Furry Fellas, The Jackson Four, Nahrwall Conspiracy, Lumbar Punctures, 3 on A Meathook, Your Brother Mother and Bear, Smarty Pants, The Wabash Cannonnball, Jam Comedy Def, Madcap Claptrap, Richie Bitch, My Pants, Ed Wood if He Could, Shitty Band Night, The Wilford Brimleys, Cruise 2: Speed Control, Bitch Be Fugly, Nnfected Toe, Hustler Magazine Recall, Crude Oil Postcards, The Groovy Groovers, Shit a Brick, Two Tone Cone, The Breakfast Shlub, The Pipe Cracks, Root Beer Nation, Pleathur Jackets, Crime After Crime, Yo Momma Done Told Me, Hurts Don’t It?, Best of the Best, You suck, The Friar Tuck’s, Ouch!, Grody Commode

Dear Dud, French Risk, Cobra Code Dead, Homely Man, Leroy’s Rut, Hope Goats, Squirm Train, Walter Chronic and the News Blitz, Pugert, Roger’s Rascals, Zit Splitter,  Large Hadron Pizza Collider, Lesbian Pizza, colt 45 bribe, tummy danza, dat zapp, Violent bile, thesaurus Rex, dinosaur sex ring, call of Cthulhoooo!, boring revolution, believe in your scalp, faith flavored transistors, Cody and the Breakers, Camptown Racists, Middle Fiddle, Throb Dylan, Jamey’s Fryin, Swiss Army Life, Daily Forklift, Lever Oil, Sammy Davis Eye, the Vulgar Clementines, Sasquatch Lanyard, Clint Howard’s End, Slacks by proxy, babysitters nub, war torn assghanistan, dollaportation, cult of the communist ear, Fahrenheit 1, TR Ferguson and the prosthetic minds, stint braces fiasco, teet, eggs of oblivion, ordered eating disorder, child of cheese, flap bitch flap!, curmudgeon, cantankerous young man, dandruff falcons
Dune Boom, Fiat Fisters, Mommy Lure, Pain Steak, The Merry Ringer Quartet, Absolute Feather Dust, Fallopian Mood Swing, DJ Dragon Rat, Pony Force, Clean Get Away, Lonesome Ranchers, Pee Weezer, Invitation to the Party, Skull Swim Rhythm, Swish, Dunkin Grown-Ups, Please Grease Me, Eerie Emotion, Maximum Bleed, Two Dollars Till Next Tuesday, Frump, Loud Clown, Vulva Decree, janitors in space, Wad Cutters, the Cloward – Piven Stratocasters, Polished Reactor, dance of the speculum, Sphincter Anamoly, Whisky in Jimson, Hearing AIDS, floundering stasis, Nietzsches left hook, broken philosophy wine, teeth of tits, DJ scuttlebutt and kid rumor, whip cream crawl, horror Cramps, youth hostel dirge, assisted cicada living, downtown unicorn, Cat zipper, mom jeans experimental, drums of conundrum, tomb party
Gentle Weiner, Sheep Soul, Josh Canary and the Xylofuns, Concord Apes, Hug, Mushy Mushy Mushy, Hot Bulge, Kitty Wink, Heaven Can Weight-lift, Blowback Mountains, Brow Beet, Country Saggers, Face Thirst, To You From Me, Hold em Hard, Pop Top Pests, Q-Type, Fluke, SSHHealers, Feel Bad Beta Waste, Psy-Op Cock Block, Zoom, Vulvar Nerve Pinch, Credit Bureau Dancing, Headstock Photos, Ovary Window, is this on the test?, Sagan Fables, Now With Codeine, Salt In the Pisshole, Lunatic Fringe Benefits, A Sausage in Envy, Premature Evacuation, destiny or farts?, salad since payday, Pubic Relations, Lifetime Movie, a brick too far, Nugget of the Abyss, Nougat of the Abyss, dream spit, galaxy feet, orthopedic constitution, doublemint sin twins, twix eat snake, gaseous rebellion, gophers light in loafers, romantic lightning boys

The Hum Dinger Singers, Door Nob Hob Gobblers, Rant, Bat Bladder, Adolescent Comfort, Deep Lisp, Donald Dyke and The Limp Wrists, Flesh Flask, Why Bother Brothers, GITMO Braids, Sticky Fun Runz, Pelvis Thrust, Bad Habit Abbots, Cringe Cry, Meat Balloon, Conspiraseeds, Red White and Bob, Wet N Wilted, Hammer Down Brown, Sock Puppet, Clogged Cam-ode, Umberto Echo Chamber Orchestra, Feelstink, Nocturnal Petitions, Chocolate Thunder, The Demon Cage, fuzzy enough, Idiot Nipple, Plastic Perjury, Date Night For Cancer, Cocaine taint, Tater Tot Foxtrot, Belly Button Battering Ram, Licorice Pill Prima Donnas, Sarah Palindrome, The pigtailed Damned, Secret Order of Odor, Secret odor of Odin, Odina Loves Odin, David Blaine’s Right Wing Death Squad, Darth Nader, Fedora Fault-line, Fools Milk, Drivel Diamond, Hokus Poke Em, Reynolds Rappers, Ali Bubble, Dollar Menu Whores, Cut-Throat Paradigm, Simple Stench, Double Dang, Poison Dong, Dinner Balls, Caste Away Democrats, Horror Boat Cubans, Border Sack, Laugh, Cancun Doomsters, Table Saul, Tighter Fighters, Crew Bate, Covert Cooter

Zeitguest, The Lone Muffins, Lip Guilt, Hashbrown Hollow Point, Poverty Please, Noon Gleam, Sixty Sense, The Blood Sausage Boys, Duck Hunt Cheats, Liver, Popular Malfunction, The Mall Teens, Hampton Inn and the Sweets, Tellie Porties, Waffle Drone, DJ Man Witch, Bully Destroyers, Happy Cramp, The Unmanned Femimen, Lump Galore, Maxi Pants, Portal to Prom, The Confederate Hopefuls, Stink Tank Discovery, Pick Bone, Sassy Bob and the Fiddling Sissies, Gush, DJ Tone Gnocchi, Huddle and Hold Hands Band, Stretch Mark and the Tribles, State Sponsored Sorority, Insane Clown Pussies, Vigilant Shitty Zen, The Irritants, Comfortable Silence, Donut Does Dallas, Wet Bun, Flight to Potty, Uncharted Youth Wheelchair, 2Legit2Sit, Laser Gay, the confederate Yankees, history of worm, Flip Flop Explosion, catechetical croissant, the 3 o’clock bowels, Snap Crackle Slap, Brat Tail, pacifist gun.