The Time I Auditioned for Pearl Jam to End World Hunger

Dug up my old Pearl Jam audition. Eddie and I decided we’d put an end to world hunger by just stealing the bread directly from the mouth of decadence. Eddie and are going to send 2% of our billions to Africa, whereas Bob Geldof and Bono only send 1%.

2 Comments on The Time I Auditioned for Pearl Jam to End World Hunger

  1. Hey, as long as you’re revisiting the annoying parts of the ’90s why not try Vanilla Ice?

    http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/vanillaice/iceicebaby.htmlhttp://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/vanillaice/iceicebaby.html

    ISIS ISIS baby, ISIS ISIS baby

    All right stop, Collaborate and listen
    Zbignew’s back with a brand new invention
    Muslims grabs a hold of me tightly
    See ’em on the news daily and nightly

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