United Skanks of Amerika!

Shake it like a MickeyDeezNutz Salt Shaka!

Shake it like a MickeyDeezNutz Salt Shaka!

By: Jay (and M.B.) Honkytonk Badonkadonk!  Diet Coke and a Pizza Please! Big gurls, you are beautiful!! Amerika is a special kind of Special Olympics:  one, big, nasty, Juggalo mosh pit. Satan said to Adam and Eve “do what thou wilt,” Satanist Aleister Crowley said, “do what thou wilt” and the gospel of Amerika is “eat what thou wilt.” The state religion is now Crowleayanity and is become a fecale arcade that even atheists rightly mock. Churches are dominated by fat, matriarchal flat-topped blobs and effeminate cowards. Women open their purses and the priests of Ashtoreth, who bow and tell them whatever they want to hear. John Hagee is the living patron pigsaint of amerika. The daily ethos of our land is a genetically-modified ritual psychodrama that has destroyed the remaining vestiges of innocence. The complete joke that is Amerikan religion is itself now corporatized – it’s a product. Priests, mini-sized-ministers even dress like CEOs. Amerika is a MickeyDeeznuts play land – a bigger, gayer Disney world of Pentagon-acostl Propaganda. It’s middle-aged moms on facebook, donning Montana garb. The nation is frozen food in perpetual adolescence and arrested development. Mainline “conservatism” in amerika is like anglicanism – a bunch of girlboys wearing Halloween costumes. The Anglicans have collapsed and Amerika will follow suit. Amerika is a perpetual halloween. How is it “conservatives” are rebuilding the very thing that caused all the problems? The gospel philosophy of Amerika is “do what transgender wilt” – no true religion, no true Church and no morals. Natural law theory is dead and Amerika is covenantal relativism. Amerika’s gospel is unrestrained, quantified Captain D's Monopoly (c) capitalism. Classical revolutionism gave us Monopoly (c) capitalism, which have bequeathed to us the morbid hybrid offspring, McDonald’s and Sam’s VIP Club. Yew can find me in da Sam's Club!!  Amerikan “culture” is MTVGMO with a side of OPP!  Amerika's main exports are bombs, drones and Satanism. The culture industry is one of pure, unrefined Luciferianism. We do not produce thinkers, we produce pedophiles and Marxists. Amero-Bapti-Catholic occulture is what has created these monstrosities.  Amerika's gospel is that “all men are created equal” and no one is better than another or successful, unless they learn to trick others. The only ones who rise to the top in the Mammon system are actors, and thus we worship actors.

It’s about being cheap and finding immediate in gratification – products are all cheap and free: cheap sex, cheapened lives. On every corner is a little microcosm of Amerika – the gas station. Nasty food, urine and feces covered bathrooms, corn syrup- aspartame, fried trash, porn mags and plastic Amerikan flags made in China. Researchers are too often caught up in the esoteric: it’s just the Texaco on the corner. Started by a bunch of tee-totaler puritan gnostics, this place has jumped to the opposite extreme and become a cesspool of tools. In fact, within the East Coast punk scene, the kiddies are now eating chunks of each others’ flesh.  In the West Coast gay scene, it is now an honor to receive AIDS from trendy gays – the “seeders.” San Franvegas should be the capitol of this country.

Women of this country, especially young women, are perpetual princesses stuck in a perpetual mirror glance, coated in chemicals and striving for the most unnatural goals – to be a manwoman. Take a pic for Instagram and post it!!!!  For a sensible male to get with one of these creatures, he is in serious danger. But watch out – before long, they’ve left you for another woman and taken your fake Federal Reserve notes. They get half of your all-seeing eyes. Whores with your Horus. Dressed like complete whores, will they soon be completely naked? And while she’s doing that, her divorced parents are busy playing Nintendo and watching black guys throw a chunk of pigskin.

Every isle of Wal-mart is Amerikan neighborhood in miniature. No tradition, no history, just gays and Mexicans. Why pay for movies and entertainment, when you can go to Wal-mart to be entertained? The average twenty-something male is now a fat, gamer, feminized, emo freak, who spits every time he lisps, because he can’t form sentences. Amerika is Wal-Mart!

The “wise men” of this culture are the Marxist, gay, feminist, druid college professors, who, if they have children, drive them to white horror core rap concerts. Fresh Princesses’ parents just don’t understand!  Children shoot each other at school. They shoot one another at school because they are possessed by the demonic culture. And while you stupidly play golf and make scrapbooks, your kids are worshipping Lucifer, who, according to you, doesn’t exist.  Girls kill babies, and we argue against the death penalty for serial killers. We kill children and we save the whales. We are green and concerned about the environment, yet drone attack everyone for sludge to put in the local Texaco pumps.  Would you like Biggie Fries with dat? Our “missionaries” set up Jesus Camp.  They hatez us for our freedomz.

Parents now get angry at their children for reading too much. Grown men – baby-boomer dads – collect comics and play Dungeons & Dragons. And if they don’t, they stare into the pixelated football videodrome. Illusion is reality. We don’t have family histories or any concept of propagating culture and tradition because there is no culture or tradition. The family is become the Manson Family.

Amerika is just this – Chuck E. Cheese speeding at you on a Harley, holding Crowley’s Magick in Theory and Practice,with Jenna Jameson mounted on the back. What is evil and rebellious is even fake – just look at the Madison Avenue manufactured youth culture. Son and daughter are busy being androgynous while dads can pretend they’re hell’s angels bikers on Harleys to fulfill their most ridiculous, inane fantasies. Amerika is a cartoon. Amerika is Jackass. Amerika is a dude flying off a building on a skateboard in his underwear into a pile of Red 40 and corn syrup.

Crowley said this was the era of the “crowned and conquering child”: The era of youth-perpetuated, imbecilic counter-civilization. Isaiah said women and children rule in apostasy. The family is now become stay-at-home dads that care for the 1.3 kids, while moms climb the phallic skyscraper with the CEO for more fake fiat fed notes. If it’s not this, it’s “my two dads.” All upper middle class whites want bigger screens, and that’s their soul joy in life. Life, liberty and the pursuit of more pixels. Hulu youtube Xbox facebook all traffic in the non-real, and we export all of this because we’re “of God.” But not only are we “of God,” now we are gods.

Actual reality is putting sludge in a metal box so we can fly around and spead more freakdom across the world through fake Fed notes in other nations. Amerika is krunk. Amerika is funk. Amerika is junk. Amerika is Lil’ Jon doin’ it with Lady Liberty. Amerika’s worldview is Joel Osteen with a dildo. Amerikan religious mystical experience is charismatic gibberish and Tim LaHaye’s fictional “rapture” with a side of Jalapeno poppers.  Amerikan art is blobs of shit on a canvas. Amerikan music is a TV jingle for condoms. Amerikan architecture is unitarian F. Lloyd Wright’s wrongs.  Rationalism is what birthed this country, but it morphed into utter irrationality. Thomas Paine became Spongebob and Spongebob is Thomas Paine. The average Amerikan can no longer put a sentence together and has never read a book – lol jk its str8!!!!

In public school, we were told there was good and bad. There are all these standards and fears of detention and getting a bad grade. But in the real world – the work world – the opposite is true. Public school is a a complete joke and getting ahead requires getting head. That any parent would put their children in public school is a sign of abject hatred of their kids. Why would anyone put their kids in a government re-education camp? Public schools are prisons where the teachers screw students and students pop pillz and chillz.  Satire has become reality.

Big gulz you are beautiful!!


27 Comments on United Skanks of Amerika!

  1. Haha, Canada is roughly the same except, gayer, Frenchier and Marxistier with much less entertaining film and television.

  2. Instant classic gentlemen. Almost as good as your “Calvinism does not exist” rant.
    Jay, are you still Roman Catholic? Forgive me, I do not follow your website religiously so I’m not up to speed. Thank you for your time.

  3. Jay, I agree with your analysis of American culture. It has become a huge joke and can become depressing if you let it. Sarcasm definately helps and I found this article especially entertaining and true. However…you might throw in the main reason society is going to hell…it is not libertards. It is the International Cabalist/Illuminati/Satanist/Zionist bankers who seek to destroy the family, education and a moral society through their control of money, media, and now most of the large corporations. I know you know these jack asses push their mind control agenda through television, music, education and psychological operations. Your article reverberates with the success of this agenda.
    On the bright side…As the American dream becomes the American nightmare we can keep our spirits up with sarcasm and the joy of prepping while the average American blindly jumps into the moral and economic abyss staring him in the face.
    God help us all…

  4. GetchaRollOn // May 10, 2013 at 9:17 pm // Reply

    The “Calvinism does not exist” rant, which can be found here:


    …was written by Mack Barnes, which is actually an alias of one of Jay’s friends. He wrote that at age 19 after having spent five years in “Reformed” circles.

  5. This summation of Amerikan culture should be on the front page of every newspaper in the country…though I guess only 1 in maybe 10 million or so could even read it. Great rant. Thank you!!!

  6. Anyone else want to start over in Micronesia?

  7. Don’t forget Jay that there is often an enormous backlash once the “dream” goes sour. Once things really collapse and it’s no longer “fun” the very same people who presently think this culture is wonderful will turn against it like children who’ve had their candy taken. They’ll destroy the very “liberal” agenda that has brought them to this pass. They’ll turn fascist in other words just like in 1930’s Germany. They are not really “liberal”, they just think they are; they are really narrow minded politically correct fascist zombies.

  8. Alexander // May 17, 2013 at 2:21 pm // Reply

    Ha! Excellent article, Jay. That’s the feeling I’ve got when I visited the USA several times. Too bad Russia and Europe are going down that very same road… But at least food here’s a lot better. LOL.

  9. Reblogged this on Jay's Analysis and commented:

    A reader favorite.

  10. I will be 50 soon and have observed this process, very funny indeed! Vanity Fair writ large.

    • This got attacked by a big feminist blog (run by a “man”) and all the commenters said I sounded mentally ill, which cracked me up because it’s obviously satirical.

      • There is that saying, something like, if you throw a rock out the window – the dog that is yelping is the one that got hit, or, I just dial the numbers if your phone is ringing answer it. 🙂

  11. Lance Steele // May 31, 2014 at 10:09 pm // Reply

    Come on Jay……tell us how you REALLY feel !! But seriously, you hit the bent nail square on the head. Our nation has (for the large part) become a perverse conglomeration of moronic simpletons. There is still a small…..and apparently shrinking…..number of folks who have functioning brains and some actual morals and character, but they are being swept away by the tsunami of idiocy, evil, and foreign vultures that has inundated our country. Yup…..the future’s so bright, we gotta wear shades.

  12. Way to misinterpret Crowley, as everyone seems to do. Clearly you’re thinking through a lens of fear. “Do what thou wilt shall be the hole of the law. The law is love, love under will”. “Will” here is not “your” will, motivated by fear and desire, guided by ego. It refers to the “divine” will, which is your true will. Its kind of like saying follow your heart rather then your thoughts. If your heart is pure, free of fears and desires, then the divine will shall speak to you and guide you into glory. For any and all true artist out there, and all children who have not yet been corrupted by the educational system, society, their parents bullshit, etc., this is a very simple concept to grasp. Actually, that’s probably why it is so misinterpreted, because its super simple. Don’t think about it, feel about it and you will laugh yourself silly about how ridiculously simple it is to grasp. Unless you become as a little child you can not not enter the kingdom of heaven. The kingdom of heaven is spread upon the earth but men do not see it. Turn of you mind relax and float down stream, it is not dying. Give up all thoughts, surrender to the void. It is shining! Tat Tvam Asi!!!

  13. Very Zappa-esqe.

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