Footloose (1984): Absurd Analysis

Teen millworkers of the world, unite!

By: Jay

Baconista: n., A dance, dance revolutionary.

Footloose is fabulously absurd: a butt-cut Kevin Bacon is swept up into a revolution that overthrows church and state. However, this is no classical union of the proletariat: this is a revolution fueled by music. The Beatles? The Sex Pistols? Metal? No, a revolution of Kenny Loggins, Shalamar and Foreigner. The absurdity lies precisely in this—the adults in this near-Denver town are afraid of soft 80s pop.

Note, however, that the town chosen is somewhere near Denver. I have mentioned elsewhere the importance of the Denver locale in certain films and novels, and my reading of Footloose is essentially that of a vague formula for revolution through music. Kevin, “The Bake,” arrives from Chicago and mystifies the locals with his cavalier attitude and free-flowing gymnastic jocularity. In fact. The Bake is able to dance like no one’s business when alone in a factory at midnight (following upon one beer and one cigarette). The film was actually shot in the Mormon-named city of Lehi, Utah.

The Bake gets a job at the local mills, so we know he is a working class revolutionary, and not part of the bourgeoisie. This gives him the requisite time to practice his flips and snag the town hotty, who happens to be the daughter of Rev. Lithgow who has a thirst for near death experiences and making out. Her name is Ariel, and Ariel is of course a reference from Isaiah for Israel. So the daughter of the male authority/patriarchy/God figure is Ariel, who is led astray by Pan, as a kind of pied piper. The pieces of the puzzle begin to fall in place. Pan is the ancient Greek god of woods, flute dancing, and sex. And dancing is a metaphor for sex. So Pan seduces the Ariel and overthrows the established order. Bacon’s character is named “Ren,” which is the Confucian expression of rightness, or a kind of golden rule. The Bake even teaches his redneck friend Chris Penn how to snap to a beat. Are there actually people who can’t snap?

(You also fry Bacon in a pan!)

So Ren/Pan represents equalization and “justice” against a supposed despotic Baptist theocracy that controls the establishment to the point of local cops being able to write tickets for teens attending rock concerts (?). Are there are any Baptist towns on theocratic lockdown? How is that actually possible, since Baptists believe in strict separation of church and state? I can’t imagine having to drive out-of-town to see Foreigner, and for that matter I can’t imagine seeing Foreigner, period. Meanwhile, Rev. Lithgow listens to Haydn, which we are supposed to believe is boring. Seriously? Kenny Loggins is superior to Haydn? Read more of this post

Snake Breaks Into the Nashville Country Scene!

Political commentator and tough (‘Merkan) guy, Snake Plissken (aka ‘Rattler”) describes his experiences concerning breaking into the Nashville country scene. Well, we should say, his plans to break in. Eventually. Snake also tells stories and gives tips on alluring women and writing a hit song.

Improv and Comedy Showcase – Several Characters and Skits

Here’s a sampling of the videos I’ve done so far, which have been viewed 15,000 times: not bad for a few videos thrown up in the last year. All the impersonations and voices are done by me with no edits or stops. Very little planning beforehand is done. Enjoy! -Jay

Snake Plissken, aka, ‘Rattler’ responds to trends and economic analysts Gerald Celente and Max Keiser and tells how to conduct a war.

Your local liberal college professor does a video introduction for his lit 635 class.

Alex Jones Satire, Part 1.

Alex Jones Satire, Part 2.

Alex Jones Satire, Part 3.

Local white thug, Koop gets his own WB show and offers up a promo vid.

The Gospel Radio Hour with Brother Billy! Enigmatic Bible Prophecies Explained!

Jeff GaGa, President of the Lady GaGa fanclub shows you his V-Diary!

Classical Calvinist priss professor, Dr. Peter McWilson shows you heresy and how to avoid it.

Shocking and Supressed Cryptozoology and Government Secrets Exposed in the 1986 documentary!

Calvinist Bible Preacher Paul Washer responds to me quite virulently.

Having issues with hipsters and their “counter-culture’? F.N. r0b gives a little introduction to hipsterism. How ironic.

Judge Andrew Napolitano interviews Senate Candidate Rand Paul on his recent controversies and media attacks.

Amusing Post Where I Play a Sufi Muslim

I was roped into doing this by a buddy of mine on a blog he writes for, and couldn’t resist. I play the Sufi mystic in the comments. Those familiar with comparative religion and perennial philosophy will get a kick out of this. -Jay

What Do Muslims Know About America Before They Move Here?

 

Welcome Party for New Mosque in Tennessee

 

This is not a rhetorical question, I’m looking for an answer: What do Muslims know about America before they move here?  Read more of this post

I Piss Off Rocker’s Wives

(Picture not actual wives of rockers. These hot chicks are added for rockin’ ass effect.)
This was fun. Sometimes I get bitched at for being too hard on modern womyn. However, here is a case in point from a recent conversation I had with a chick who is married to rocker from a fairly well-known band. Notice how I bend over backwards to be nice to her and consider her liberated attitude. All the more evidence of toxicity.

W. (the gal)
nice pic. you love yourself. don’t you.
3:48amW.
weak
3:49amJay
as much as you do your own self i suupose
3:50amW.you always been an asshole

3:50amJay
What did I do? You immediately blast me for a picture.
3:51amW.
ever going to apologize?
3:51amJay
for what? Read more of this post

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