The Soothsayer of the Soaked Synthesizer…

A hilarious exchange broke forth after viewing this wise sage’s video. -Jay

Jay The swampish swami
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Jay The aquatic adept.
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Jay The hydraulic hierphant
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Patrick The bishop of the bayou.
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Jay The Berean of the Bog.
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Jay Im literally crying Im laughing so hard.
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Patrick The Riparian Rabbi.
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Jay The Metropolitan of the Marsh.
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Jay The Bogomil of the Bottoms.
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Jay The Sage of the Sage.
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Jay The Questioner of the Quagmire.
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Jay The Saint of the Swale.
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Jay The Priest of the Peat.
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Patrick Der Seher von dem Sumpf.

(German, “Seer of the Swamp”)
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Jay The Intelligencer of the Inlet.
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Patrick The Polemicist of the Polder.

Or, is polder only a Dutch word?
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Jay The Believer of the Basin.
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Jay The Cathar of the Canal.
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Jay The Father of the Fjord.
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Jay The Enthusiast of the Estuary.
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Jay The Penitent of the Pacific.
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Jay The Igumen of the Ingress.
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Patrick The Doctor of the Deepwaters.
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Patrick He who preaches on beaches.
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Jay The Deliverer of the Delta.
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Jay The Chortler of the Channel.
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Patrick The Keyboardist among the Cattails.
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Jay The Seeker of the Slew.
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Jay The Saint of the Sand.
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Jay The Illuminator of the Inlet.
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Patrick The Revealer of the River.
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AQUA BUDDHA.
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Jay The Amphibian Ambo.
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Jay The Exegete of the Expanse.
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Jay The Muse of the Main.
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Jay The Prophet of the Pond.
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Jay St. Davey Jones
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Jay The Speaker of the Splash.
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Patrick The Deliberator of the Delta.
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Jay The Lover of the Lagoon.
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Jay The Sapient of the Sluice.
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Jay The Reflective of the Reservoir.
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Jay The Creed-giver of the Creek.
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Patrick The Loquacious Lacuna Lackey.
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Jay The Philosopher of the Pool.
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Jay The Orthodox of the Ocean.
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Patrick The Lad of the Lake.
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Patrick The Minister from Minnesota.
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Jay The Learned of the Loch.
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Jay The Brain of the Basin.
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Jay The Master of the Millpond.
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Jay The Savant of the Spring.
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Jay The Prophet of the Pond.
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Patrick Der Mitbruder von den Becken.

(German: Brother [religious] from the Pond)
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Jay The Contemplative of the Crest.
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Patrick The Freshwater Franciscan.
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Jay The Wisdom of the Whitecap.
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Jay The Scholar of the Surf.
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Patrick The Monk of the Mere.
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Jay The Intuitive of the Influx.
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Jay The Sagacity of the Tsunami.
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Patrick The Kermit [the Frog] Hermit.
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Jay The Reflective of the Ripple.
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Jay The Buddha of the Billow.
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Patrick He Whose Church is built upon Skipping Stones.
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Jay The Wistful of the Whirlpool.
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Jay The Lily of the Pond.
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Patrick The Guru of the Gush.
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Jay The Teacher of the Tide.
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Jay The Rapt of the Rush.
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Jay The Musing of the Mud.
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Jay The Cogitator of the Crest.
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Jay The Dreamer of the Deluge.
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Jay This is the hardest Ive laughed in a long time.
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Jay The Alpha & Omega of the Ebb & Flow.
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Patrick The Exorcizer of Alligators.
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Jay The Speculative of the Swell.
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Jay Neptune’s Neophyte.
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Patrick The Preacher from the Blue Lagoon.
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Jay oh shit im crying~! hahahaha
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Jay My side hurts….I cant type hahaha
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Patrick The Ministering Musical Merman of Minnesota.
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Jay I literally rolled on the floor laughing…I cant stop
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Jay The Bard of the Breaker.
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Patrick The Island Initiate.
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Jay The Acolyte of the Atlantic.
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Jay The Sophic of the Shore.
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Nuno O Profeta do Pântano.
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Jay The Sibyl of the Strand.
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Nuno The Khronos of the Casio.
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Jay The Faithful One of the Flood.
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Jay The Noah of Niagra.
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Patrick The Sound of the Sound.
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Jay The Dowser of the Drench.
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Jay The Ovate of the Overflow.
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Nuno The Medium of the Mediterranean.
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Nuno The Foreseer of the Phosphorus.
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Jay HRH of the H20.
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Nuno The Chiromant of the Caucasus.
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Jay The Sodden Sorcerer.
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Jay The Clairvoyant of the Caribbean.
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Patrick The Psalmist of the Psamm.

(Psamm is Greek for “sand”)
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Jay The Soaked Psychic.
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Jay The Diviner of the Dank.
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Jay The Humid Hierarch.
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Patrick The Eparch of the Epic of Gilgamesh.
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Jay The Visionary of the Vapourous.
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Jay The Insightful of the Irrigous.
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Nuno The Consultor of the Caspian.
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Jay The Wit of the Wet.
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Patrick The Wanton Will’o'Wisp.
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Jay The Discerner of the Drip.
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Jay The Soaked Spirit.
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Jay The Balladist of the Bay.
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Jay The Cardinal of the Clam.
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Jay The Dignitary of the Damp.
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Patrick The Pontiff of the Pontoon.
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Jay awesome.
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Nuno The Muddy Moses.
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Patrick Of course, both pontiff and pontoon have the same origin, the Latin “pons”, meaning “bridge”.
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Jay The Ultramontane of the Undried.
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Nuno The Humid Homer.
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Jay The Celestial of the Caspian.
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Jay The Star of the Sea.
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Jay The Luminous Opponent of Land-lubbers.
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Jay The Soaked Sponge of Wisdom.
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Nuno The Soothsayer of the Soaked Synthetizer.
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Patrick The Floating Philosopher of the Fishpond.
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Nuno The Walrus of the Wierd and Wonderous.
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Jay The Poured Prefect.
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Jay The Pontifex Maximus of the Convex.
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Jay The Deacon of the Drowned.
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Patrick The Mariner Marist with his Watery Wisdom of the Riparian Rapture.
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Jay The Conservationist of the Credo.
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Jay The Theist of the Mist.
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Patrick He who is Himself Watered Down, not His Doctrine.
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Jay The Saturated Scholastic.
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Jay The Muggy Monotheist.
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Jay The Maritime Mysterium.
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Patrick Le Prophete de Pluie.

(French: The Prophet of Rain)
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Jay Savior of the Soused.
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Nuno The Hesychast of the Humid.
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Jay The Thaumaturgist of the Splash.
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Jay The Wonder-worker of the Wash.
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Jay The Irrigated Ichthus.
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Nuno The Elton John of the Foamed Phenomenon.
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Jay The Hagiograph of the Hurricane.
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Jay The Dives of the Dive.
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Jay The Band Leading Baptizer.
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Jay The Holy of the Hose.
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Jay The Seeker of the Shells.
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Nuno I love how he plays this totally oblivious of the drum loop.
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Jay The Long Island Liturgist.
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